One of my office colleagues has written it in his status message that he can't take stress as he's the carrier! Hmmm... a nice way to feel de-stressed! What about giving some stress to your work instead of taking all the stress from it? After all, all relationships are about give-n-take! ;-)
1. Forget about deadlines.
2. Ask your clients to meditate if their BP rises over the deadline.
3. Give a hot oil massage to your boss on the head, cause soon they'll be growing horns! Beware!
4. Order some Pizza and party with your team members.
5. Cut off the wires inside your CPU and pursue the systems department.
6. Switch off the lights whenever possible, except during lunch hour.
7. Start your lunch at 12:30 pm, carry on till 2, and take a nap at your desk till 3.
8. Ask your friends to call you up on the office number whenever they want to have a long chat. (Tell them to call during office hours only).
9. Forward at least 100 forwarded mails a day, using the office mail.
10. Scrap all your hundred friends on Orkut!
11.....
Help me guys...add up some points....time for me to go to bed now!
(BTW...Caution: Do NOT follow the above tips if you want to keep your job!)
;-) Enjoy!!!
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